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Srsly?

last updated on September 10, 2008 @ 01:43 pm

I lold.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7608653.stm

Ce n'est pas l'oignon?

Words escape me. For obvious TheFroth-related reasons, I have rented this game.

I have never played a worse game in my entire life.

This game is a complete abomination, it is so incomprehensibly bad, that I simply cannot understand how for 1 minute anybody involved in the creation of this game saw any kind of entertainment in this steaming piece of crap.

Excrement, dung, feces, poop, shit, shite, turd.

Everybody involved in this game's creation repulses me.

This game is just so insanely terrible that I cannot describe it in words alone.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=tragedy

The above link is an attempt to explain to you just how upsetting this pathetic excuse of a game is.

What does 1 penny get you in the United Kingdom?

last updated on May 21, 2008 @ 01:28 pm

related game: Virtua Fighter 2

A used copy of the PC version of Virtua Fighter 2, that's what.

Just wanted to share the amazing Gamespot review from its release in September 97:

"Think your computer's the baddest polygon pusher on the block? Just toggle all of Virtua Fighter 2's graphics settings to maximum and watch your sorry machine groan in virtual agony. Even a top-of-the-line MMX-powered Pentium can't deal with everything Virtua Fighter 2 has to offer."

...

"these high-level graphics options simply aren't practical and aren't even available unless you go for the whole-hog full install that demands upwards of 300 megabytes of disk space."

I know it's stating the obvious but technology improves quickly, eh? Suffice to say, my computer had no trouble running the game -- except of course from the mandatory change of display settings to 16-bit.

¿Dónde está Mario Kart Wii?

last updated on April 14, 2008 @ 09:16 am

related game: Mario Kart Wii

Seriously Nintendo. Supposed to be out and AVAILABLE in Europe now. I didn't pick it up on the launch Friday. Now it is Monday. I go into Toys R Us, Tesco, Asda, GAME and what do I find? NADA; NILCH; ZERO. Come on, really? Is it THAT hard to produce enough stock? Maybe I'm just grumpy...